The awkward moment when you make eye contact. . . . . through the little crack in the bathroom stall.
The awkward moment when the sentence you're reading doesn't end the way you octopus.
The awkward moment when a cop pulls you over for driving in the carpool lane. Cop " you know you have to have more than one person in the car to drive in the car pool lane." You say "Check the trunk."
The awkward toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your family uses. . .
The awkward moment in the morning when your so tired that you say tired when you run into inanimate objects.
The awkward moment when you're talking to yourself and start to smile like an idiot because you're so hilarious.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off. (The awkward moment when a guy reads this and knows thats not him.)
These made me laugh, thanks! haha
ReplyDeleteHaha nice. "...the way you octopus" More sentences should end like that. Reading would be so much more interesting.
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